Penis Pump Accident

Earlier in September a 42-year-old man was rescued after a motorway crash in the Slovakian town of Levice. Rescuers were shocked when they attended the crash scene only to find the unconcious driver, half naked and with a vacuum pump attached to his penis. According to police he ignored a "give way" sign and crashed into a bus. The man was taken to hospital with "head" injuries. Source: The Register This story reminds me of the man who, in August, was questioned by a female security guard while passing through airport security at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport en route to Iraq via Turkey with his mother and two small children. WHen the 29-year-old was questioned about a suspicious looking small black squeezable rubber object in his carry-on bag, to avoid his mother's attention and potential embarrassment from being known to use sexual aids he whispered in her ear that it was a "pump". However, due to his Middle Eastern accent the guard misheard it as "bomb", with inevitable consequences.